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TENAGE MUTNT NINJA HENTAI TENAGE MUTNT NINJA HENTAI

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Rule 34

If it exists there's porn of it.

I'm sure there are people out there that would like to see one of many people's childhood heroes raped by hentai. And to those people, I'm glad they got this instead.

To be honest I thought this was pretty funny. Not to be taken seriously.

Just remember, everyone who one stared this was looking to see turtle penis...and that's fucked up.



Rise of the MK: Part 1 Rise of the MK: Part 1

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Oh...Nostalgia.

I remember when I first saw this when I was like 9, I cried at Mario's funeral. This is a pretty impressive flash, the use of Mario World sprites only makes it believable that this is the Mushroom Kingdom. The music, the way the camera will zoom in and out on things and it looks real. Especially considering this is a 2003 submission and most flashes were pretty mediocre around that time. All I can say is; DAMN...I'd do the same if I were Luigi.


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Band on the Run Band on the Run

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Manly...

So...MANLY...that of course is a sarcastic comment. but anyway, pretty funny. it's nice to go back and watch old animations from my youth...that's right, i watched this as a kid...and i'm just fine now...*twitch*. it's the twisted, grindhouse, low production value animations that made newgrounds what it is today...before every week you'd see a high quality photoshopped image on the front page...before everyday there was a thousand new submissions. this is where it's at, newgrounds, sex, violence, grotesqueness, not too many frames of animation, all of the above. i digress. i hope right now there's a 6 year old playing the flash game where you dress up a dick...just like i was.


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Recent Game Reviews


Madness Hydraulic Madness Hydraulic

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Nostalgia for flash game within another flash game

This brings me back to the original Madness Interactive Game and the Thing-Thing series. I had a ton of fun playing this. As much as I loved the survival sort of gameplay this game has, I would've preferred a straight forward level based sidescrolling shoot 'em up. But still, it's a fun game. I don't like the upgrade system only because I genuinely hate having to level up in games. But this one was pretty simple and doesn't really take anything from the game for me. My biggest complaint is the lag. I have a pretty alright PC, and runs alot of games at max frame rate. That is real video games, not flash. But the lag in this game was awful, it didn't really slow down too much, and slowdowns i can deal with as long as they're not major, but the controls would become over 10 seconds delayed. Considering this is a damned flash game that's pretty fucked. I also didn't really like the music choice here. I mean I loved every song, but it didn't really feel like Madness. I know, I know; this is Newgrounds, this is a Tom Fulp game, and this is Tom Fulp's kind of music, but this could've used some of the songs from the Madness series. The part where you fight Tricky could've used Tricky's theme. Hell, the Madness Interactive theme could've made an appearance, but I digress. Those are all nitpicks, except the lag, this really is a great game

'An Excellent Flash Game'
-Chef Excellence


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Hardcore Dressup Hardcore Dressup

Rated 4 / 5 stars

ah...memories.

I remember this from when i was a kid...spending days on end on newgrounds...i mean kid, kid like 6. and i turned out juuust right :D...i hate those smileys...



Meet'N'Fuck Detective RPG Meet'N'Fuck Detective RPG

Rated 5 / 5 stars

hmm...

in every shot he has an upsidedown cock.


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SMP Films - MAKE POOP SMP Films - MAKE POOP

Rated 5 / 5 stars

huh...

This is one of Cory Williams' first things on the web...It's damn funny, that's for sure.


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Recent Art Reviews


Nerd VS Arino Nerd VS Arino

Rated 5 / 5 stars

WOOHOO!

(This is a copy/paste of another review I made for a submission identical to this one, but I guess was deleted for some reason. The submission, not the review)

This is the last place i'd expect to see AVGN. It's funny, now I spend all my time on Cinemassacre.com but when I was a kid I would spend my whole fucking day everyday on newgrounds...it's like my childhood online colliding with my teenaged...hood. This is what it's like when world's collide...anyway, This is beautifully detailed, shaded, drawn, photoshopped, painted, etcetera, whatever. Nice job capturing James' looks along with exclamating his signature nerd frown without making it look cartoonish. I'm bowing down and my balls are clapping. This is 100x better than the crap uploaded daily to deviantART. One small step for art, and one large step for nerdkind.



revenge never pays revenge never pays

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Noir

Nice, reminds me quite a bit of Max Payne.

When darkness fell, New York City became something else, any old Sinatra song notwithstanding. Bad things happened on the streets of that other city...Noir York City.

A revenge tale.


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afiboy69 responds:

funny you say that because when I drew this I was thinking MAX PAYNE but i never rlly ended up finishing him and I thought it was way to sin city for people and they wouldn't notice it was max payne, and i have this picture up on other sites and my friends have seen it, but so far you are the first to say it's max payne... so thank you for your comment.


Nerd VS Ryu Nerd VS Ryu

Rated 5 / 5 stars

WOOHOO!

This is the last place i'd expect to see AVGN. It's funny, now I spend all my time on Cinemassacre.com but when I was a kid I would spend my whole fucking day everyday on newgrounds...it's like my childhood online colliding with my teenaged...hood. This is what it's like when world's collide...anyway, This is beautifully detailed, shaded, drawn, photoshopped, painted, etcetera, whatever. Nice job capturing James' looks along with exclamating his signature nerd frown without making it look cartoonish. I'm bowing down and my balls are clapping. This is 100x better than the crap uploaded daily to deviantART. One small step for art, and one large step for nerdkind.


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