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TENAGE MUTNT NINJA HENTAI

2010-11-07 13:34:54

Rule 34

If it exists there's porn of it.

I'm sure there are people out there that would like to see one of many people's childhood heroes raped by hentai. And to those people, I'm glad they got this instead.

To be honest I thought this was pretty funny. Not to be taken seriously.

Just remember, everyone who one stared this was looking to see turtle penis...and that's fucked up.

Rise of the MK: Part 1

2010-10-16 13:45:24

Oh...Nostalgia.

I remember when I first saw this when I was like 9, I cried at Mario's funeral. This is a pretty impressive flash, the use of Mario World sprites only makes it believable that this is the Mushroom Kingdom. The music, the way the camera will zoom in and out on things and it looks real. Especially considering this is a 2003 submission and most flashes were pretty mediocre around that time. All I can say is; DAMN...I'd do the same if I were Luigi.

Band on the Run

2010-08-18 03:13:17

Manly...

So...MANLY...that of course is a sarcastic comment. but anyway, pretty funny. it's nice to go back and watch old animations from my youth...that's right, i watched this as a kid...and i'm just fine now...*twitch*. it's the twisted, grindhouse, low production value animations that made newgrounds what it is today...before every week you'd see a high quality photoshopped image on the front page...before everyday there was a thousand new submissions. this is where it's at, newgrounds, sex, violence, grotesqueness, not too many frames of animation, all of the above. i digress. i hope right now there's a 6 year old playing the flash game where you dress up a dick...just like i was.

South Park Surprise

2010-08-17 22:53:57

Classic...

I've been watching this animation for 7 years now...it never gets old, BLOW DOWN BITCH! it's fun to revisit old favorites on this site...dive into the endless handbag known as your imagination...

B. Clocks from Clocktopia

2010-08-17 22:49:53

Classic...

This reminds me of thee good old school flash animations. where everything was bad pictures off the web, old shows from the 80's and 90's, generic windows fonts with no backdrops to distinguish them from the background, ms pain style scribblings, and the old, old shading style that flash animations on this site had back in 1999 - 2003. it was the crappy animations like this that made newgrounds so awesome. they were low production, but it's those kinds of obscurities i was looking for on newgrounds back in the day. this screams nostalgia and purposely or not it is a perfect representation of a good %60 of the bad quality shitty flashes on newgrounds for most of it's time on the web. before everything was top notch well drawn and photoshopped art with high production value. this is awesome, and so is newgrounds. 11 years of awesomeness, like...10 years of clocks...and thousands of videos like this that you can find just by putting something in the search bar, or going to a random collection.

now. dive into the endless handbag known as your imagination.

Dad N' offensive hijinks