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Madness Hydraulic Madness Hydraulic

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Nostalgia for flash game within another flash game

This brings me back to the original Madness Interactive Game and the Thing-Thing series. I had a ton of fun playing this. As much as I loved the survival sort of gameplay this game has, I would've preferred a straight forward level based sidescrolling shoot 'em up. But still, it's a fun game. I don't like the upgrade system only because I genuinely hate having to level up in games. But this one was pretty simple and doesn't really take anything from the game for me. My biggest complaint is the lag. I have a pretty alright PC, and runs alot of games at max frame rate. That is real video games, not flash. But the lag in this game was awful, it didn't really slow down too much, and slowdowns i can deal with as long as they're not major, but the controls would become over 10 seconds delayed. Considering this is a damned flash game that's pretty fucked. I also didn't really like the music choice here. I mean I loved every song, but it didn't really feel like Madness. I know, I know; this is Newgrounds, this is a Tom Fulp game, and this is Tom Fulp's kind of music, but this could've used some of the songs from the Madness series. The part where you fight Tricky could've used Tricky's theme. Hell, the Madness Interactive theme could've made an appearance, but I digress. Those are all nitpicks, except the lag, this really is a great game

'An Excellent Flash Game'
-Chef Excellence


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Hardcore Dressup Hardcore Dressup

Rated 4 / 5 stars

ah...memories.

I remember this from when i was a kid...spending days on end on newgrounds...i mean kid, kid like 6. and i turned out juuust right :D...i hate those smileys...



Meet'N'Fuck Detective RPG Meet'N'Fuck Detective RPG

Rated 5 / 5 stars

hmm...

in every shot he has an upsidedown cock.


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Exit Path Exit Path

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Thank you guest_....

ll-llama......ahahahahhaha......llama ......now they're on new grounds too.....AHAHAHAHAHAH, LLAMAS MAN, THEY'RE TAKING OVER THE WEB, THE LLAMAS. THE FUCKING LLAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.......oh sorry, i've been so alienated by the llamas on deviantart that i snapped. Great game, i haven't seen a game in this genre that's this good since N+.



Super Mario Crossover Super Mario Crossover

Rated 5 / 5 stars

is this not a real nintendo game?

when i'm playing this it feels like i'm actually playing super mario bros NES but with other characters, it's an exact replica, that's compatible with an NES controller. that in itself deserves ten stars but being able to reek havoc in the mushroom kingdom with simon's whip in all it's 8-bit glory is a nostalgic delight that i can't describe with words. though i wish it were downloadable so i could play it in full screen....and i wish that there was a program that could let me put flash games a blank NES controller, but that's beside the point of this review. well worth the price of a brand new nintendo game back in the day.



Toss the Turtle Toss the Turtle

Rated 5 / 5 stars

My Best Score...

2,211,569.6 ft.......i suck...

BEST GAME ON NEWGROUNDS BITCH!!



K-FED: Dancing with Fire K-FED: Dancing with Fire

Rated 5 / 5 stars

this game sucks....... no im just playin

this........game........is........AWE SOME!!!!!!!!


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Resident Pico Resident Pico

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

this is pretty fun

this is a nice little minigame type thing, not amazing, but it'd fun and i liked it, but the boss is ridiculously hard



Pico's High School Pico's High School

Rated 4 / 5 stars

pretty good

this is a pretty fun game, the only thing that stops it from getting 10 is the graphics, this game looks like shit



Haruko Hentai Game DEMO Haruko Hentai Game DEMO

Rated 5 / 5 stars

WOWIE!!!!

man, ive been a fan of FLCL most of my teen years, and i always wonder wat haruko and the kid(i know his name but, idk how to spell it) fucking would look like. i like having wet pants ^_^


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